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[batmansphoenix]

Speak.
Or not. Free country.

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[batmansphoenix]

happily
but don't make plans until he knows who i am he might not be into it
for the record if he only wants to fuck you you can go ahead i'm not jealous

[ikols]

He's literally part of another religion's narrative, who knows what sort of grudges he might have against the Pagan piece of ass in his bed?
Not that I can't take care of myself if this goes south but I'd prefer to have a witness there to back me up so it can't all be Loki's Fault Again.
No one would believe I was not to blame if it did.

[batmansphoenix]

i would believe you
but ok fair enough
you do realize that no one is going to trust my word either don't you?

[ikols]

Two against all are better than one.

[batmansphoenix]

ok then
you must really like the guy if you're willing to go through this just to fuck him

[ikols]

??? Is that what you think?
He's not really my type but I have an excessively large quota to fill. His wings may prove interesting, I suppose.

[batmansphoenix]

i think that i wouldn't have sex with someone if i had to have someone to watch my back while doing it
what's your type?

[ikols]

The ones who don't chase me. ;-*

[batmansphoenix]

that's a lie
you love the attention

[ikols]

Ha ha!
I've told you I'm very bad for people, it's hard to find anyone attractive who easily falls into my lap. Then again it's fine because they will clearly never know me and sex is sex.

[batmansphoenix]

i'm hot and i was rutting against you in alley first night we met

[he's just saying]

[ikols]

Yeah, but

You're hotter than he is.
>:-V DON'T JUDGE ME, JASON TODD!!

[batmansphoenix]

damn right i am

[Secretly pleased? Secretly pleased.]

i'm not judging i'm just pointing out you do get attractive people to fall on your lap
namely me
and i'd say i'm getting to know you well enough

[ikols]

[ #datinganerd #anerdcalledtheredhood ]

You're fishing very subtly but it's still fishing, good sir.

[batmansphoenix]

[no take backs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

fair nuff i guess
but still fun

so will you call me if he says yes to me?

[ikols]

Well, you made me forget he existed for a moment there when I laughed, so I guess I can if you want.
OOOOR you and I could high-tail it to the Viper's Nest and vanish for a weekend of sex and booze and various meats.

[batmansphoenix]

i can be there in an hour

[ikols]

Thirty minutes or I'm getting out from the furs and putting my clothes back on.

[batmansphoenix]

you're a fucking tease did you know that

[And yet OFF HE GOES as quickly as he can, the things he does for a good lay. Using battraining for this, daddy dearest would be so proud.]